Youth Camp

Top 10 reasons you should come to camp:

10. You can walk down an aisle and approach an altar without having to gain a mother-in-law.

9. The Biblical admonition to “greet one another with a holy kiss” boosts your social life (However, due to recent laws in Louisiana, there shall be no lip-locking here!).

8. This year’s speakers don’t spit when they are preaching.

7. To make Wallace White a happy man. If he isn’t happy, legend has it, that your next school year will be full of zits and no date for Prom (Better come to be safe!).

6. Seven out of ten students have not gone through a warm spot in the pool!

5. You can dress like a pancake if you like.

4. We don’t care if you bring cell phones...there’s no receptionanyways!

3. Heckling

2. After heckling, being escorted out by a man who looks like a giant pancake.

And the number one reason...

1. After camp you’ll “Shout it out… Jesus Lives”!